If you are coming via I-90 East:

 (From Euclid, Cleveland, Elyria or further West)

 Exit I-90 at the "Willoughby - Route 91" exit. Turn right (north) on Route 91 and travel 4/10 of a mile until you come to the Route 84 and 91 intersection, we'll be on your left. Turn into the driveway just past the shopping center, about 1/10 of a mile from the Routes 84 and 91 intersection.

 

If you are coming via I-90 West:

 (From Painesville, Madison, Ashtabula, or further East)

 Exit I-90 at the "Willoughby - Route 91" exit. Turn right (north) on Route 91 and travel 2/10 of a mile until you come to the Route 84 and 91 intersection. We?ll be on your left. Turn into the driveway just past the shopping center, about 1/10 of a mile from the intersection of Routes 84 and 91.

 

If you are coming via 271 North:

(From Mayfield, Beachwood , Chagrin or further South)

 Be sure not to get on the express lanes. Take 271 North to I-90 East. Exit at the "Willoughby - Route 91" exit immediately after you get on I-90. Turn right (north) on Route 91 and travel 4/10 of a mile until you come to the Route 84 and 91 intersection. We?ll be on your left. Turn left into the driveway just past the shopping center, about 1/10 of a mile from the intersection of Routes 84 and 91.

 

If you are coming via Route 2 West:

(From Painesville, Madison, Ashtabula, or further East)

 Exit Route 2 at the "Eastlake - Route 91" exit. Turn left (south) on Route 91. Cross Route 20 and continue about 8/10 of a mile. Turn right into the driveway just before the shopping center which is just before the intersection of Routes 84 and 91.

 

If you are coming via 480 East:

(From Independence, the Airport, Akron, I-77 or I-71)

 Follow I-480 East to 271 North. Be sure not to get on the express lanes. Take 271 North to I-90 East and exit at the "Willoughby - Route 91" exit. Turn right (north) on Route 91 and travel 4/10 of a mile until you come to the Route 84 and 91 intersection, we'll be on your left. Turn left into the driveway just after the shopping center, about 1/10 of a mile from the intersection of Routes 84 and 91.

 

If you are coming from the Moon (or whatever planet you are from):

We strongly suggest contacting NASA for help on this trip, but if you must try to make the trip on your own.....Take off from the lunar surface (or whatever planet you are from) and achieve safe orbit.  Calculate the safe trajectory and velocity to reach Earth (you might have an App in your smartphone).  The trip between the Moon and Earth takes about two days and there are no rest facilities on the route, so please plan your water and food intake accordingly. 
After traveling at 25,000 miles per hour, you will need to slow down to a bit less than 20,000 miles per hour.  Calculate the proper trajectory to safely enter the Earth's orbit (again, refer to the App). 
Once safely in the Earth's orbit (it got a bit toasty didn't it?), calculate how much you have to slow down to safely land in our parking lot. 
Please try not to crash into the parking lot, as the landlord has informed us that they will charge for any asphalt repair caused by a poor space ship landing (ie crash).  If possible, call ahead so we can clear out the proper amount of parking for your space ship.  You will also be responsible for damage to other cars in the parking lot.


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5900 SOM Center Road

Willoughby Ohio 44094

United States of America

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GPS Coordinates:

Longitude 81 degrees, 26.39' West

Latitude 41 degrees 36.36" North.

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